The Express is essentially a freeform discussion between islanders, in this case, it's hosted by our loveable bookworm Andrew and belligerent drunkard Mike. We'll still release it on Patreon a few days early, so if you want to be amongst the elite few who get to hear this nonsense first, you can find out how over at The Switch Island Express has been 100% exclusive to our Patreon supporters up until today. "But why have you started with episode 15, you morons?" Yes! From now until the day Persona 5 comes to Switch, we'll be hitting your feed with an extra episode every single week. Listen to Mike's music: I dunno, probably in an underpass. I've also been told, by Andrew (who seems much nicer than the others - when I sprained my wrist back in July he even offered to bathe me!) that I should include the following links in these here show notes: Fair play to you if you can make it through the whole thing though.Īnd heck, if you're still thirsty for more you can get an extra podcast every week by contributing as little as $1 per month at Occasionally I'll listen through these episodes before writing a description, but this one is about 30 minutes longer than usual and I'm not sure I can endure 2 hours of in-jokes and knob gags. Probably Monica to be fair, not least because her name rhymes with phenomenal spaghetti.Īnyway, this is a video game podcast about video games.Īndrew, Steve, Mike, Dan and Ben are back, talking video games in a style that critics are calling 'vaguely amusing and rarely informative'. Tell you what though, while we're talking about cookery, I've been watching a lot of Masterchef lately and I can't work out if I'm more attracted to Marcus Wareing or Monica Galetti. Anyway, what was I saying about those people who ramble on, seemingly for their own entertainment? So annoying.
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Why do they do it? Is it for SEO? I guess you can't blame a chef for keyword STUFFING. I mean, who has time to read that shit? It's so self indulgent and rarely entertaining. Not one of those silly internet recipes where they tell you about their life for the first seven paragraphs before actually getting to the cooking bit.
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Like, a proper recipe Mary Berry would write. You know what, just reading back the first sentence I should have fully committed to the cooking theme and written this out like a recipe.
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On this week's show, we discuss the Golden Joystick awards, the Switch OLED, Tetris Effect, A Monster's Expedition, EXO one and much more besides. It's CrossCast, a video game podcast by idiots, for idiots. A pinch of Lewis, a dash of Ben, a dusting of Mark and a good glug of Alex.